You Say the Nicest Things...

Salesman; "There's no question that you are the strictest boss I've ever had! I can't go to the bathroom without worrying that I'm doing something wrong."

Me; "That's one of the nicest things you've ever said to me."

Salesman; "Really?"

Me; "Yes. That statement and the word 'Goodbye' are both equally pleasurable when they're coming out of your mouth."