Chasing Dreams...

Employee (joking); "I don't think the job is going to work out. I really have to get a job that allows me to chase my dreams and......"


Me; " You had me at 'I don't think' therefor...(deep breath)
I agree wholeheartedly and bid you goodbye, fare thee well, and whatever word they use in Hawaii that means hello and goodbye at the same time. Either way, I have to go make money now."


Employee; "So that's it, you would let me go?"


Me; "If you love something, you have to let it... (Laughing) Sorry, I tried to hold a straight face on that one! No problem kid, chase your dreams. I'm certain it'll turn out well!


Employee; "Thanks! I really..."


Me; "Oh, you thought I meant for you? No, it'll be a horrible and painful disappointment you may never recover from. I meant it'll turn out well for me! I'm secure and gonna eat next month. You? Not so much...