Smoking is Bad for You...

Salesman; "I'm really uncomfortable with you having that lighter in your pocket."


Me; "Why are you uncomfortable, don't you have a lighter in yours to smoke?"


Salesman; "Yes, but that's different."


Me; "Why, mine is just like yours."


Salesman; "Yes but only one of us threatened to set the other's desk on fire if they didn't sell something today and you don't smoke!"


Me; "That is what attorneys will call circumstantial evidence later if that's not a deal in your hand."