Grandboss... It's a Thing...

Employee; "I may need an extra day off next week to go to a doctor appointment. I'm pregnant!"

Me; "That is so awesome!!!(tearing up) but... let's not get crazy with the unnecessary time off. 

Besides we need to work out a tentative delivery room protocol and schedule."

Employee; "What?!"

Me; "I know as a grandboss I'm one of the first three that'll hold the baby in the delivery room. I just need to know who to hand the baby to third, your mom or your husband?"

Employee; "No, you will not be in the delivery room! Are you insane?!"

Me; "Who else is going to hold the baby in the air like in The Lion King?"

Employee; (shocked)

Me; "Think!"