Jim Jones... Master Motivator?

Me; "I'm bringing Kool-Aid and gold rimmed sunglasses tomorrow and we're selling or drinking and nobody leaves until we've hit our goal or the senators arrive!!!"


Salesman; "Wait, did you just make a Jim Jones reference as a motivational speech!?"


Me; "Maybe?"


Salesman; "You realize that's almost as bad as using Manson or..."


Me; "Calm down. Manson was a crazy racist freak. Jim Jones was a master motivator that may or may not have made some ultimately questionable decisions... and thought he was... Oh, okay, I see your point."


Salesman; "Good!"


Me; "We're still drinking Kool-Aid tomorrow unless we hit goal!"