In the Land of Dixie...

Me; "Although I was born in the Deep South and empathize with your sense of southern pride, I'm going to have to ask you to remove your 6' Dixie Flag and pole from the bed of your truck while it's here on the property."

Employee; "I didn't think it was bothering anyone."

Me; "That's unfortunate because I would hope such an effort to make people feel uncomfortable would yield more fruit. It makes me sad for you"

Employee; "Really?"

Me; "Hell no, get that sh&t off your truck!"