Thursday, February 16, 2017

Wonder Woman, Chameleon Cat Milker...



So, I've explained to my department that they must be Wonder Women, using their lassos of truth to ask customers questions, bracelets to deflect objections, and invisible jet to ease into any situation.

 (I insisted we watch a 1970's Wonder Woman episode for research)

A few weeks ago, I added that they must also be chameleons to blend with a customer's mood.
This week I added we must extract the sometimes difficult sales from the network of leads available to us like milking a cat...


Here's to my Wonder Women, chameleon cat milkers! Under my Stalin-like leadership we're bound for success just like the Soviet Union!!! Okay, maybe that was a bad example but you get the point...

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