Puppet Master...

Salesman; "I think we have a deal if we'll throw in free vent covers, a washer/dryer, and deliver it at no more than 4% interest!"

Me; "That's not possible with our pricing. Did you explain the value, that no one in the nation can compete with this price..."

Salesman; "C'mon man... I'm a good salesman and I'm just trying to work on a sale here!"

Me; "No, you are a dancing puppet and the only one working on this deal is the customer who, I must say, is doing an outstanding job of controlling you from wherever they are sitting right now!"

Salesman; "Really!?"

Me; " So much so, I'm wondering if they have a case they can fold you up and put you in when they're done."