My Mother Said...

Salesperson (2 hrs after close); "Sorry it took so long, the customer couldn't make up her mind."

Me; "At least we're here now. Let's get this deal!"

Salesperson; "They may want to think about it over night..."

Me (interrupting); "It IS night!"

Salesperson; "I mean..."

Me; " My mother told me to never to HATE anyone but she doesn't know you."