Open Letter to the Soft Ones...

Open letter to anyone that may be offended by my "Moments of Enlightenment"

"Moments of Enlightenment" may... (strike that)... WILL make fun of something observed as absurd, funny, or outright ignorant. If you are prone to doing these things within my sight, please know that the situation may be used for entertainment purposes at a later date. Although your name will NEVER be revealed in such a post, if you are particularly soft, gentle spirited, likely to cry in the rain, likely to cry in the movies, or use terms like "bare my soul" for anything other than getting out of trouble for buying something your wife didn't say you could buy (sorry honey) then maybe you should unfriend or even block me.
I'm okay if you choose to do so and there's no hard feelings! In truth, I was just thinking I have too many friends right now and need to cull the herd anyway, so it all works out. If it makes you feel better, I'll bottle my tears and mail them to you in a crystal container wrapped in a silk purse. Maybe, after I've longed for your presence in my life, we can reunite and hire a violinist to play background while we embrace in slow motion? Not film it in slow motion, really move slowly so that we can feel every moment of our joint emotions as we mend what was broken...
No rush, just think about it. I'll wait right by the phone until you call.