Employee; "Mr. Hollis, can I talk to you?"
Me; "Sure"
Employee; "Some of the guys think you're a little intense when it comes to selling these things. Maybe you should relax a little, we're doing great!"
Me; "I have a response to them in two parts.. First, I'm intense like a South African Great White shark scoping a seal in the shallows, if seals are sales. I only want to know which of the "some guys" didn't think I was intense cause they're not paying sufficient attention.
Second, I can't relax because sitting on the floor ain't comfortable. I want to sit on a couch made of money with a solid gold ottoman! Until we sell enough for that it's impossible for me to relax."
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