Ice Cold Spoons and Other Training Materials...

Salesman; "I'm trying to get some of my customers to come in and make a decision. It's just hard to get them..."


Me; " Shhhh... have no worries. I think the issue is that I haven't done MY job and sufficiently motivated you."


Salesman; "No, I don't think that's...."


Me; "Shhhh... it's okay. I have a plan.


Salesman; "What's that?"


Me; "Due to the Geneva Convention, I can't go into it right now but it may or may not involve water boarding you followed by inventive uses of an ice cold spoon."


Salesman; "Water boarding!"


Me; "That's interesting, I would have been more concerned with the spoon."