A Hornet, a Clown and Other Proof I'm Right!

Salesman; "I swear I put that [paperwork] in the file!"


Me; "You didn't, because if you had, I'd feel no need to remind you that it's your job to do so."


Salesman; "Your wrong, I put it in there!"



Me; "There are many things that I am and have been, a Hornet in my high school pep rally, a pool player, a lobbyist, a drinker, a clown, a salesman, and a mechanic. I've been Catholic, and Baptist, I was lost and now by the grace of God Almighty, I'm found. The one thing I haven't been yet is wrong about the failures of a salesperson so I'm headed to get the file and see if there's a new experience around the corner."


Salesman; (when I return 15 minutes later) "So, what did you find?"


Me; "I found that the sun still shines, my mother still loves me, I'm right as usual and your as wrong as you are ignorant."


Salesman; (laughing) "Your just mean!"


Me; "Let me add observant to your list... there! Wrong, Ignorant and Observant"