Reasonable to me...

Salesman; " What more do you want from me!? I asked all the right questions, showed all the right product and did my very best. I just need to know what you're expecting."


Me; "Calm down, it's going to be okay. All I want is your utter and complete allegiance to the idea and application of perfection in regard to sales. I want your every thought and priority to stoke the fire of securing the deal, and I want that fire to consume everything in your life like an addiction to hard drugs. I want that addiction to cost you relationships, health and sanity and still you to seek more. I want you to reach up through the soft soil of you burial mound with a pen and a contract and get one last commitment to buy before going to heaven and then I want at least two angels sold before you have lunch. If you believe in reincarnation, I want you to come back as a dog with a tiny little jacket that has pull tabs that say 'Come buy an RV from me!' but most of all I just want you to be happy... and by you, I mean me when you sell something."


Salesman; " You're off your meds today aren't you."


Me; "Maybe, why do you ask?"