Tribal Writing Skills...

Salesperson; "I don't get why you are always bothering me about my spelling and punctuation on (stuff) like emails!"

Me; "Maybe it's because you are always messing them up!"

Salesperson; "What are you, my English teacher?"

Me; "That's impossible."

Salesperson: "You're right, It's impossible because I'm older than you and..."

Me; "No, it's impossible because with writing like this, I refuse to believe you were taught by any teacher at all. In fact, I was torn between wolves and a remote South American tribe that fears literacy and worships rocks."