Lessons in Listening...

Salesman(calling me on my cell); "I have an emergency and need you to change a couple of things on this deal..."

Me; "I'm not there"


Salesman; "The customer changed units on me last minute and..."


Me; "I'm not at the dealership, did you hear me?"


Salesman; "All I need is the hitch changed and maybe..."


Me; "You know what? Just bring it to me, I'm at the far side of the lot in the second fifth wheel near the end of the row. Make sure you bring a pen and hurry, it's about to rain!"