She's a Princess... with a nasty case of leprosy.

Friend; "I have to say, and don't get pissed, but your truck is a nightmare wrapped in a dream and dipped in crazy!"


Me; "How Dare You! That's my leprosy princess!"


Friend; "I'm just sayin..."


Me; "Shut your filthy pie suck! My truck is a princess... just getting off work at the Nighty Night strip club/ title loan house. She just wants a nice All Star Breakfast at the Waffle House and someone to power sand her corns while she smokes her Camel Light and gently falls asleep watching The Price is Right!


Don't judge me and don't judge my princess!"