Language Barrier...

Salesman; "I don't understand why you are so upset with me! All I said is that we could deliver the coach sometime next week."

Me; "The customer isn't even approved through finance yet!"

Salesman; "Okay but..."

Me; "They don't have their down payment yet either!"

Salesman; "Yes but..."

Me; "They also aren't sure if they are going to set it up at their parent's property in Granbury or their friends property in Archer City!"

Salesman; "When you put it like that it makes me sound stupid."

Me; "Put it like what!? In English?"