Selling and Dieting...

Salesman; "I'm having a pretty rough month and really need this deal!"


Me; " No problem! Let's put this together. We've got the lowest price by nearly $1300 and he loves the color and floor plan. Should just be a matter of setting up a pickup date."


Salesman; "Well he wants a better deal."


Me; "We have the BEST deal. How do you get better than BEST?"


Salesman; "Well I'll lose him if we don't come down and I REALLY need this deal!"


Me; "Well I really need to lose some weight but neither of us can achieve our goals unless we put in the work! I'm gonna walk away from you and burn some calories contemplating your nonsense. How about you go properly "feature/benefit" the fifth wheel again and we'll meet back here and see if I weigh less and you have a deal!"