Me; "The reason I wanted to speak with you privately is that your fellow salespeople are ready to burn you at the stake for hawking leads and generally acting like a jackass."
Salesman; "I really didn't mean to take someone's customer, I was just walking the lot and..."
Me; "You KNOW we have a rotation right?"
Salesman; "Yes sir"
Me; "You KNOW it wasn't your turn right?"
Salesman; "Yes sir. I'll go apologize to the guys and make it right."
Me; "No need. I told them you were mentally delayed and a little tone deaf to social norms. The great thing is that the ridiculous shirt you're wearing and that stupid look on your face confirmed what I was telling them and they bought it, hook, line and sinker!"
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