Me; "Sure. I just have a very sensitive nose and the candles you guys are burning back here have a very distinct smell."
Finance Manager; "Smells okay to me."
Me; "Yes, but I can smell the subtle nuances you may not be able to detect... such as a hint of lemon grass, sandalwood, and pixie breath, combined with the bottled scent of a camel's ass, dipped in molasses."
Finance Manager; (laughing) "You smell all of that?!"
Me; "It's a gift and a curse"
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